Dear lady luck,
( or are you Mr. Luck ? Though I would like to believe that you are a lady given your wonderful presence and your ability to take 'criticism' in your stride and above all non complaining attitude). Of course there are scores of people who curse you and claim that they always have bad luck in life yet you continue with your acts with nonchalance as per plan .But that's not the point here and I digress.
You and I have always been in each others good books come what may .Even when I was tossed into a party where they all played HOUSIE with great frenzy as if it was some intellectual game which demanded highest order thinking skill and wherein I always ended up waiting for one last number to be called with a bated breath which would enable me to win top row with Rs15 , Full house with Rs.32 or bull's eye with Rs.17.The number remained elusive ,it was never called but no hard feelings.......neither for 'not winning' nor for being roped into one such party.
Nope ! I did not even complain when income tax department picked up my name by computerised lottery for random scrutiny and I had to visit the office thrice in three consecutive vacations Isuffered enjoyed in India . I did not grudge frequenting banks for this paper , that account details , this documentary proof and the Income details which in the end were found measly and satisfactory by I Tax department.
Despite being in each others good books , at least I had stopped bothering about your presence .
I did not care if you shadowed me or left me.
But , very recently I had another experience of you still hanging around me and generously sprinkling 'good luck' my way. It was one fine morning when I received a phone call from some 'Sansthan' from Banaras telling me that my mobile number has been chosen as lucky number and I will be sent an EKMUKHI RUDRAKSH very soon free of charge .I just had to listen to the sermon of how I was so lucky among 3000,000 people whose number was picked up by the lottery and how I was going to get benefitted by it . This Ekmukhi Rudraksh is a wonderful free gift which would ensure that I get to buy a house next to Ambani's Antilla House , I will have 24X7 water running in that house ,my neighbour's dog will suffer from schizophrenia and will have hallucinations and would slip into acute depression and eventually stop barking at us , my kid will give up the idea of a tattoo of a pirate on his bicep ,I will suddenly develop a wonderful aesthetic sense and start neatening the house with passion and so on and so forth.
Dear lady , Of course it was infinitely kind of you to throw this windfall my way but you see, I had to decline this offer because the Ekmukhi Rudraksh was not available in either purple with pink polka dotts or green with white stripes and any other colour scheme would not match with my favourite ,latest ensemble .
I would have rather preffered you once in a while upgrading my economy class air ticket into business class or ensure a free gift of Blackberry on a scratch card on purchase of grocery worth Rs.1000 from the nearest mall. Anyway! its your call young lady and I definitely do not want to dictate the terms .
For , with you or without you - I am doing great .
I can smell the wet earth and experience a pleasant feeling in my head.
I can hear a cuckoo sing and it makes me smile in my heart.
Lady , as long as I have people around to love me unconditionally , hold my hands and smile at me and accept me with all my follies -I don't really care a hoot if you are hanging around or not .
Now , it may sound rude but that is the truth.
So , keep in touch if you want .
yours truthfully
kirti
PS- please feel free to shower your bounty of emails to people telling them they have won a lottery , they have won a gold coin or a dinner date with Katrina. At least I will not fall for it.
My very own Gulmohors............
( or are you Mr. Luck ? Though I would like to believe that you are a lady given your wonderful presence and your ability to take 'criticism' in your stride and above all non complaining attitude). Of course there are scores of people who curse you and claim that they always have bad luck in life yet you continue with your acts with nonchalance as per plan .But that's not the point here and I digress.
You and I have always been in each others good books come what may .Even when I was tossed into a party where they all played HOUSIE with great frenzy as if it was some intellectual game which demanded highest order thinking skill and wherein I always ended up waiting for one last number to be called with a bated breath which would enable me to win top row with Rs15 , Full house with Rs.32 or bull's eye with Rs.17.The number remained elusive ,it was never called but no hard feelings.......neither for 'not winning' nor for being roped into one such party.
Nope ! I did not even complain when income tax department picked up my name by computerised lottery for random scrutiny and I had to visit the office thrice in three consecutive vacations I
Despite being in each others good books , at least I had stopped bothering about your presence .
I did not care if you shadowed me or left me.
But , very recently I had another experience of you still hanging around me and generously sprinkling 'good luck' my way. It was one fine morning when I received a phone call from some 'Sansthan' from Banaras telling me that my mobile number has been chosen as lucky number and I will be sent an EKMUKHI RUDRAKSH very soon free of charge .I just had to listen to the sermon of how I was so lucky among 3000,000 people whose number was picked up by the lottery and how I was going to get benefitted by it . This Ekmukhi Rudraksh is a wonderful free gift which would ensure that I get to buy a house next to Ambani's Antilla House , I will have 24X7 water running in that house ,my neighbour's dog will suffer from schizophrenia and will have hallucinations and would slip into acute depression and eventually stop barking at us , my kid will give up the idea of a tattoo of a pirate on his bicep ,I will suddenly develop a wonderful aesthetic sense and start neatening the house with passion and so on and so forth.
Dear lady , Of course it was infinitely kind of you to throw this windfall my way but you see, I had to decline this offer because the Ekmukhi Rudraksh was not available in either purple with pink polka dotts or green with white stripes and any other colour scheme would not match with my favourite ,latest ensemble .
I would have rather preffered you once in a while upgrading my economy class air ticket into business class or ensure a free gift of Blackberry on a scratch card on purchase of grocery worth Rs.1000 from the nearest mall. Anyway! its your call young lady and I definitely do not want to dictate the terms .
For , with you or without you - I am doing great .
I can smell the wet earth and experience a pleasant feeling in my head.
I can hear a cuckoo sing and it makes me smile in my heart.
I can see an array of Gulmohor (flame of the forest) with dark orange mixed with crimson red and just be spellbound .
I see a bulbul perching on the roof of a newly constructed house with the air of a rightful owner and believe me that's what I feel is lucky.
Just yesterday I heard a Swift cry ,hauntingly beautiful as it was about to have pittar patter of rain drops and it made me nostalgic. Now that's what I call is being lucky.Lady , as long as I have people around to love me unconditionally , hold my hands and smile at me and accept me with all my follies -I don't really care a hoot if you are hanging around or not .
Now , it may sound rude but that is the truth.
So , keep in touch if you want .
yours truthfully
kirti
PS- please feel free to shower your bounty of emails to people telling them they have won a lottery , they have won a gold coin or a dinner date with Katrina. At least I will not fall for it.
My very own Gulmohors............
Ha Ha what an hilarious and very clever post. Loved it. You are on my wavelength and I love your sense of humour. May Lady Luck (and I am sure it is a lady) smile on your forever and a day. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lilly,
ReplyDeleteThis is a huge complement coming from you .I am so happy to have made you smile.
I must have done something right indeed.
Enjoyed reading this very intersting & funny post of yours Kirti. Loved the gulmohors, these days we have ot of different coloured Gulmohors here in Chandigarh on the roadsides. Always wants to get out and click them, but this damn business keeps me away from photography & of course blogging.
ReplyDeleteHey Praney!
ReplyDeleteLong time no see.Thanks for appreciating the post.
I would love to see Chandigarh being painted in all hues of orange with Gulmohors. Please do click them generously and post them on your blog.
It would be a nice thing to your blog as well as Gulmohors.
"Lady , as long as I have people around to love me unconditionally , hold my hands and smile at me and accept me with all my follies -I don't really care a hoot if you are hanging around or not." So true and nice lines.
ReplyDeleteThank you Arunima.isn't it so precious to have people around who love us unconditionally.
DeleteHi, I'm a new reader! Appreciate your sense of humor and your ability to be happy with small pleasures in life!!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much Mom of A and a .Keep visiting here.
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